December 2011
do people buy notebooks just so they can write cliche crap in them, scan it, and put it on tumblr ?
making a huge point out of unfollowing or blocking someone makes you seem pretty lame
pizza party
isaiah: hello welcome to the party you can find the inks in the tub and the hips in the owl
me: that is all very good howeather i brung me own tub so i ront think i'll be kneeding yours
isaiah: well if you are needing something to kneed i thinks thars a dough in the fridge
me: but i just come from work at flatbrads!
isaiah: and you did not even bring a pizza??
me: no i weren't thinkin, too much roop beer u know?
isaiah: of coarse i know i slave at oaoa ginos
me: and you did not even bring a pizza?
isaiah: oh justin u rye bugger!
mom: justin please took out the trash i am really unwell from all the jinsabs i gargled
me: very well mothra i will take out the rash as lorng as you wash my tootsies
mom: hmmmm a very temptation such a thing is like that
when i see mac miller on my dashboard i really just want to shoot myself in the head
smart people are idiots
me: what makes you think i inhale marijuana?
dad: i smell it just about every day, i don't approve.
me: i don't approve of this tea, it tastes like poop water.
dad: yes master
golden slumbers fill your eyes smiles await you when you rise sleep pretty darling do not cry
“One of the most frightening things in the Western world, and in this country in...”
– Francis Crick (1916-2004) Nobel Prize in Medicine and Physiology, 1962 (via labyrintho)
i’d like to be under the sea, in an octopus’s garden in the shade.
Anonymous asked: how old are you
what do i want out of life? there isn’t anything to take.
do any of us even
do any of us even really want careers? maybe so, but it’s just because thats what society is telling you. i dont want to be a slave.
im so confused, like either
im so confused, like either way if i stay in school or drop out i have no idea what the fuck im ‘doing’
tow p. flye
man im god jesus black jesus blacked out chrysler and a fucking prius smoothed over with a coat of prime liquor and a gook named dakota who i swear came in last last night in a game of raft and stuck his shaft half way out in the trash and held his breath that holds cock insanity
and then one day all of a sudden i was attracted to black guys
dang that song definitely explains how i feel at school walking past all the hot straight guys :’(
omg u look like shit, stop this
tall and tan and young and lovely
Ooh But i watch him so sadly, How can i tell him i love him, Yes i would give my heart gladly, but instead when he walks to the sea, he looks straight ahead not at me,
think it’s time to slow down on that weed stuff
sober after 2 blunts wtf ?
if you say you are bad at art chances are you are just too stupid to know what art is…
why would i listen to music when i have several hours of william burroughs’ recordings?
at the denis by john lennon
Madam: I have a hallowed tooth that suffer me grately.
Sir: Sly down in that legchair Madam and open your gorble wide - your mouse is all but toothless.
Madam: Alad! I have but eight tooth remaining (eight tooth left).
Sir: Then you have lost eighty three.
Madam: Impossyble.
Sir: Everydobby knows there are foor decisives two canyons and ten grundies, which make thirsty two in all.
Madam: But I have done everything to save my tooth.
Sir: Perhumps! but to no avague.
Madam: Ah! why did I not insult you sooner!
Sir: To late, it must be now or neville.
Madam: You will pull it out for me then!
Sir: No, madman, I will excrete it.
Madam: But that is very painfull.
Sir: Let me see it - Crack! there it be madacre.
Madam: But sir I wished to keep (was anxious to keep) that tooth.
Sir: It was all black and moody, and the others are too.
Madam: Mercy - I will have none to eat with soon.
Sir: A free Nasty Heath set is good, and you will look thirty years jungle.
Madam: (Aside) Thirty years jungle; (Aloud) Sir I am no catholic, pull out all my stumps.
Sir: O.K. Gummy.
“A man should be mourned at his birth, not at his death.”
– ~Charles de Secondat (via factism)
